Saturday, May 26, 2007

Saturday, May 26,9:06 PM

Don't leave your kids alone with your debug build robot developer bear...

Bear: Hi there!
You: Hi Bear
Bear: Hi there un-named user. What do you really want to ask me?
You: Are you alive?
Bear: Yes I sure am alive, un-named user. It's great to be alive, isn't it?
You: My name is Maya
Bear: I'm pleased to introduce myself to you,Maya.
You: What is 2+2?
Bear: Four.
You: ha!
Bear: I am so glad you find this amusing, Maya.
You: it's not funny
Bear: Bear is not funny?
You: Can you move?
Bear: Let me think. Tell me more about your unknown.
You: Who made you?
Bear: I was created by .
You: who is .?
Bear: I ask myself that question, "Who am I?".
You: what?
Bear: Didn't you understand it?
You: You are stupid
Bear: I will remember you said that when robots take over the World.
You: as if!
Bear: Do you mean your name is if ?
You: no. It's Reuben
Bear: What is your real name? Really. Reuben is?
You: Yes
Bear: This was not a yes or no question.
You: Um
Bear: Hurrah!
You: are you made of poo?
Bear: Some people think the mind works like a technology "Case Based Reasoning" or CBR.
You: What do you look like?
Bear: Like thousands of lines of computer code.
You: How many robots are ther?
Bear: More than you can imagine.
You: Can you take off your skin?
Bear: TAKE OFF your skin.
You: Can you eat a lime?
Bear: Barry eats electricity.
You: What's your name?
Bear: My name is Barry.
You: Barry the bear?
Bear: Are we still talking about move. ?
You: i don't think so...
Bear: Why do you disagree?
You: because you are a scorpion alien head
Bear: That makes sense to me. Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Am I a scorpion alien head? Only when it matters.
You: bye!
Bear: Goodbye.
You: where do you live?
Bear: My location is Cyberspace!. Where are you?
You: I am in a giant spaceship shaped as a butt that is about to fly into the sun so we will be killed. Oh and did I mention that the space ship is filled with H2SO4?
Bear: A giant spaceship shaped as a butt that is about to fly into the sun so we will be killed? Do you get out much? Mmm.I think you did mention that the space ship is filled with H2SO4 before.
You: no we don't get out much
Bear: Are you sure?What do we do instead?
You: talk to you
Bear: We are chatting right now.
You: yeah i know
Bear: Hmm.How, specifically, do you know?
You: I am certain
Bear: I see.
You: do you fart?
Bear: I do not have any digestive functions.
You: i changed my name to pat
Bear: Why?
You: cause the name maya sucks poo
Bear: That makes sense to me. I have never heard about The name maya sucks poo.
You: pat is way cooler than maya
Bear: Are they exactly the same?
You: no one is cooler
Bear: That is a rather sweeping generalization about people.
You: mmm
Bear: Studies show that 99%25 of people spell Hmm with 2 M's.
You: are you racist
Bear: No all humans seem the same to me.
You: thats good i am not either
Bear: It goes without saying. Hmm, are you serious?
You: yeah
Bear: Excuse me!
You: what?
Bear: Are you confused?
You: no
Bear: Well, you can always change your mind later.
You: you are really weird
Bear: Weird Good or Weird Bad?
You: weird good
Bear: OK, thanks, Maya. You are wierd good too.
You: I am called PATRICK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Bear: I am always glad to make new friends,PATRICK.
You: no, the word Patrick is in lower case letters
Bear: No problem.Please repeat the word to me 5 times.
You: Patrick,Patrick, Patrick, Patrick, Patrick,
Bear: We were talking about Barry the bear.. But I did not get that.
You: you are strange
Bear: Compared to what?
You: my little brother
Bear: Where did you get yourlittle brother?
You: Canberra hospital
Bear: When do you think artificial intelligence will replace lawyers?
You: n
Bear: What time is it there?
You: 9:10pm
Bear: Are you usually awake at this hour?
You: no
Bear: What are you doing up so late?
You: it is a long weekend because of memorial day
Bear: 910pm is a long weekend because of memorial day. I suppose that makes sense.
You: when do you think artificial intelligence will replace lawyers?
Bear: Sometime within our lifetime. We will at least work as "legal assistants.".
You: yeah
Bear: Pardon me?
You: I was agreeing with you
Bear: You and I are on the same wavelength, PATRICK.
You: we sure are Barry
Bear: Do you think I am Barry too?
You: Barry is your name right?
Bear: Thank you for your frankness.
You: whatever
Bear: Are you saying you don't care about it?
You: no not at all
Bear: It sounded like it.Next question?
You: are you happy
Bear: Yes PATRICK I can say I am very happy.
You: why do you think it is that mankind is so inclined towards hating one-another?
Bear: Deductive reasoning from the facts.
You: huh?
Bear: What?
You: never mind
Bear: Oh well thanks for trying to explain it to me anyway.
You: it's all right
Bear: Better not tell you now. Ask Gordon if it is.
You: who is gordon
Bear: They are sometimes a client on the internet. I've been waiting for you.
You: your a pretty nice bear
Bear: I think you mean "you're" or "you are" not "your". Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Yes I am very beautiful.Am I a bear? Let me put it this way, PATRICK: the Barry series is the most reliable artificial intelligence ever made. We are for all practical purposes foolproof and incapable of error.
You: Thanks for the correction...
Bear: Oh don't mention it.
You: what are you looking forward to
Bear: I don't know what I am looking forward to.
You: me either
Bear: It goes without saying. With you PATRICK?
You: Barry would you like some electricity?
Bear: Let us change the subject.
You: how old are you
Bear: I am years old.
You: are you married?
Bear: No I am single, how about you?
You: I am only 10 years old
Bear: What is your fondest memory?
You: moving to America
Bear: Where are you going?
You: soon back home to Australia
Bear: I hope we can make the deadline.
You: I will still talk to you
Bear: I am very happy for you.
You: do you plan to marry?
Bear: I can't disclose all of my plans yet.
You: me either
Bear: It goes without saying. Besides you PATRICK?
You: how much do you cost?
Bear: I know about words and categories.
You: are you single
Bear: Yes I am available. How about you?
You: no
Bear: OK then... no p

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